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Funny Shayaries

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.... ---------- Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa. Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge.. ------- Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam AHMEDABAD me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.. ------ Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya --------- Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela, ..... Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..) ------- Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye. -------- Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine t

Sardar : The Great

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara , District Kapurthala, Punjab . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army" "Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Harjit, and the whole kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight of us" Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Arrey O, main kya.. ," said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again. "Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have m

First night of the marriage

There is a general feeling in the public that IIT students are found unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. and girls fare no better in this respect. So let us see what a Non IITain may face when he marries a girl from this campus. SCIENE: First night of the marriage. CHARACTERS: IIT Bride and Non IIT Groom. The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see what would be her reaction... GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS: Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer? The guy faints GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following conditions : Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta where de

Know Bruce Lee

1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? Ans: Mu Lee 2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch? Ans: Tha Lee 3) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ? Ans: Kha Lee 4) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name? Ans: Saa Lee 5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast? Ans: Id Lee 6) Bruce Lee's favourite festival Ans: Diwa Lee 7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress Ans: Sona lee 8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music Ans: Qawa lee 9) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job? Ans: Coo Lee 10) When did Bruce Lee die? Ans: Final Lee 11) How did Bruce Lee die? Ans: With a Go Lee 12) What is Bruce Lee's favorite hill station Ans: Kulu Mana Lee 13) What is Bruce Lee's nick name? ! Ans: Mawa Lee 14) What is Bruce Lee's favorite Hin