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Jokes..2/3 liners...

An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. � Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich. � A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady? Push......Paa. � Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked. � Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai. Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana � Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho. Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain. � Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur