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Khandala Song

Khandala song in various Languages --------------------------------------------------------- Aati kya khandala ------------------------- - Hindi - A Kya Bolti Tu? A Kya Mai Bolu? Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala Kya karu Ake mai Khandala Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ? - English - Aye what do you say? Aye what should I say? Listen. Speak on. Coming to khandala? What should I do, coming to khandala? We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll freak, baby,what else? - Sanskrit - [This is too good] Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi? Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh? Shrinvasi! Shrunha Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja karishma, kim karishyami? - Punjabi - A ! ke boldi tu;? A ke mein bolan?; Sunh Sunha Chaldi khandala Ki karaan ae ke mein khandala Are Ghoomenge, Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge

Naughty sun signs...............Dont mind it

:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. .:LIBRA:. The lame lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up cr

IT Marketing

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay." The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here." The shepherd cheers,"that's correct, you can have your sheep." The young man makes his pick and puts it in

A Russian, a German, an American and a French

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they Rubbed the Bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had Released him Out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 Swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards The pool and Jump, you shout What you want the pool of water to Become, then Your wish will come true." The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, Jumped and Shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a Pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from The pool. Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and Shouted, "VODKA" And immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so Contented with his beer pool. The last is the American. He was running towards the Pool when Suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards

Funny Shayaries

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.... ---------- Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa. Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge.. ------- Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam AHMEDABAD me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.. ------ Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya --------- Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela, ..... Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..) ------- Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye. -------- Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine t

Sardar : The Great

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara , District Kapurthala, Punjab . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army" "Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Harjit, and the whole kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight of us" Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Arrey O, main kya.. ," said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again. "Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have m

First night of the marriage

There is a general feeling in the public that IIT students are found unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. and girls fare no better in this respect. So let us see what a Non IITain may face when he marries a girl from this campus. SCIENE: First night of the marriage. CHARACTERS: IIT Bride and Non IIT Groom. The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see what would be her reaction... GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS: Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer? The guy faints GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following conditions : Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta where de

Know Bruce Lee

1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? Ans: Mu Lee 2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch? Ans: Tha Lee 3) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ? Ans: Kha Lee 4) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name? Ans: Saa Lee 5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast? Ans: Id Lee 6) Bruce Lee's favourite festival Ans: Diwa Lee 7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress Ans: Sona lee 8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music Ans: Qawa lee 9) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job? Ans: Coo Lee 10) When did Bruce Lee die? Ans: Final Lee 11) How did Bruce Lee die? Ans: With a Go Lee 12) What is Bruce Lee's favorite hill station Ans: Kulu Mana Lee 13) What is Bruce Lee's nick name? ! Ans: Mawa Lee 14) What is Bruce Lee's favorite Hin

Jokes..2/3 liners...

An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. � Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich. � A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady? Push......Paa. � Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked. � Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai. Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana � Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho. Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain. � Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur